Seth Rogen Confirms That He Has Not Been Kidnapped, After TikTok Skit Questions His Safety

On Twitter, Seth Rogen has assured fans that he is perfectly safe, after a comedy skit on TikTok ironically asked if the comedian was doing ok.

TikTok user chriscanbefunny noted that the comedian almost exclusively posts pictures of vases on social media nowadays, rather than selfies, and jokingly proposed that Rogen had been kidnapped by a ceramic-obsessed psychopath. 

The song lyrics to the two-minute comedy skit asked: 

“Has anyone seen Seth Rogen lately? I’ve seen a lot of photos of his vases. Haven’t seen a recent photo of his face yet. I have a crazy hypothesis. Seth was kidnapped by a shady ceramicist.” 

Rogen, you see, has a new hobby, a tad more productive than inhaling herbs (although, I’m sure he’s still an enthusiastic weed smoker). The comedian has seamlessly moved from pot to pottery, after attending classes with his wife in 2017. In fact, Rogen and his wife grew so enamoured with the hobby, that they installed a studio in their garage with pottery wheels (including an extra wheel, just in case a guest wants to join in). 

In an interview with GQ, Rogen explained: 

“It makes you very present and focused on whatever it is you’re doing at any given moment. It’s hard to dwell on other things when you’re doing pottery.”

Hence, Rogen often posts his handmade vases and ashtrays on social media, most of which emit an extremely hallucinogenic vibe, bursting with vivid colors and strangely sweaty textures.

The distinctive creations tend to attract a pretty positive response, with fans often asking if his vases are for sale.

On Twitter, Rogen shared the TikTok, writing:

“This video is very funny and not at all true! I have not been kidnapped! This is not a kidnapper writing this from Seth’s account! I promise!” 

Of course, Rogen’s tweet quickly prompted sarcastic accusations that the post is exactly what a kidnapper would write – after all, Rogen still didn’t provide a selfie. Scrolling through his Twitter account reveals nothing but pictures of intensely colorful vases and ashtrays. 

Perhaps the “Seth Rogen was kidnapped by a ceramicist” comedy skit could evolve into a genuine conspiracy theory, given enough time – and more pottery.