Day 1. Do a little dance
Day 2. Cancel the Keystone XL pipeline permit
Day 3. Deep-clean the bed
Day 4. Enforce that mask mandate on federal property
Day 5. Gloat
Day 6. Extend nationwide restrictions on home evictions and foreclosures
Day 7. Hump day!
Day 8. Launch “Real Joe Biden” Twitter account
Day 9. Tweet once. Forget how you logged in.
Day 10. Make an elaborate egg sandwich. Send a pic to Barack.
Day 11. Dry January ends
Day 12. Go for a run like Bill used to
Day 13. Do the thing with the groundhog
Day 14. Pledge to vaccinate every American
Day 15. Change White House Wi-Fi password to BigJoesHouse
Day 16. Bake the “perfect muffin”
Day 17. Rewatch “The West Wing”
Day 18. Rewatch “The West Wing”
Day 19. Rewatch “The West Wing”
Day 20. Rewatch “The West Wing”
Day 21. Consider Time-Life “Soul of America” box set
Day 22. Join World Health Organization Gold Star Club
Day 23. Organize the medicine cabinet
Day 24. Get the most diverse cabinet in American history confirmed
Day 25. Push to pass the Equality Act, a bill to add protections for L.G.B.T.Q. Americans
Day 26. See what ol’ Dr. Jill is up to
Day 27. Call Barack to see if he liked the muffins
Day 28. Email Twitter about the login issue
Day 29. Leg day with Doug
Day 30. Sign executive order to conserve 30 percent of America’s lands and waters by 2030
Day 31. Let it rip
Days 32-33. Take Jill on a staycation
Day 34: Watch supercut of all “Rocky” training sequences
Day 35. Pledge to shake hands with every American
Day 36. Go for a nice walk
Day 37. Call Barack again to see if he liked the muffins
Day 38. Hygge
Day 39. Sign executive order to achieve net-zero emissions by 2050
Day 40. Take a nap
Day 41. See what’s happening in the Middle East
Day 42. Cancel Peloton subscription
Day 43. Watch “Bridgerton”
Day 44. Watch “Bridgerton”
Day 45. Watch “Bridgerton”
Day 46. Hey, that’s me!
Day 47. See if Doug wants to have a catch
Day 48. Listen. Really listen.
Day 49. Sign something and hold it up for the cameras
Day 50. Call into “Hannity.” Yell “bababooey.”
Day 51. Write the Great American Novel
Day 52. Are unpardons a thing?
Day 53. Get into birding
Day 54. Ride the train to Scranton just for funsies
Day 55. Walk around asking the Secret Service if they need to use the can
Day 56. Start a puzzle
Day 57. REALLY let it rip
Day 58. Ask Kamala if she wants to take over for a few weeks
Day 59. Zoom lunch with the Paris climate signatories
Day 60. Show Jill the sourdough starter
Day 61. Call Lady Gaga about duet album
Day 62. Legalize it
Day 63. Do 1-min. plank
Day 64. Reverse Trump’s immigration policies
Day 65. Plot “The King’s Gambit”
Day 66. Call Barack again to see if he liked the muffins
Day 67. Give the people what they want
Day 68. Do 100 push-ups. Make Ted watch.
Day 69. Pledge to make direct eye contact with every American
Day 70. Install beer fridge in garage
Day 71. Get to Inbox Zero
Day 72. Allow openly transgender troops to serve in the military again
Day 73. Kiss some babies
Day 74. Ask around if four-year term is mandatory
Day 75. Start a dream journal
Day 76. Bake a galette
Day 77. Trust falls with the Squad
Day 78. Buy the perfect denim jacket
Day 79. Prank call “Ask the Mayor”
Day 80. Do 2-min. plank
Day 81. Feel blessed
Day 82. Buy a harmonica
Day 83. Take a nap
Day 84. Jam session with Doug
Day 85. Fight for partial repeal of the 2017 tax cuts
Day 86. Pledge to tell every American they look nice today
Day 87. Teach Chuck how to throw a tight spiral
Day 88. Face masks with Jilly
Day 89. Turn it up to 11
Day 90. Continue to defer student loan payments
Day 91. Buy doggy sweaters for Major and Champ
Day 92. Game night with Nancy
Day 93. Call Barack. Leave “Hey, this sucks. Call me back” voice mail.
Day 94. Have an inside day
Day 95. Hang collection of Shepard Fairey posters
Day 96. Ask Congress to close gun loopholes
Day 97. Sign another thing and hold it up for the cameras
Day 98. Crack open “A Promised Land”
Day 99. Pardon Hunter
Day 100. Ensure peaceful transition of power to Kamala
Frank Augugliaro is the deputy design director of the Times Opinion section.
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